One fine day,
Penguin woke up,
& It saw no heavenly antarctic nor stacks of fishpops but.......

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THIS PIECE OF PLASTIC TOY!




























WTH! OLD CHICKEN NUGGET,its disgustingly horrifying seh.
Anyone w a weaker heart would have died on th spot.-_-"
& Of course this wicked prank was done by my bro.
Pigshit sia,its not even april fool.
&&& After watching that Bloody MARY movie,I have phobia for dolls like how i have phobia of **** *** .
& I seriously have no idea why my sister likes it so much.



Anw,that piece of plastic shit was 五马分尸!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

CRAZY DAY WAS FUNNNNNNNNNN!
Released 1h30mins early,managed to absorbed a little. ;D

Was abusing th computer sessions,qi and i went jumping blogs and tagging stupid stuff. ;x
Used a mini computer thing during the lab sessions,end up playing with the Paint.















































































Makaned with what i call the 'long john silver gang'.(阿猪，阿猫，阿连，Joan , Celeste & me)
The very kind joan treated pig,barbie doll and me to a $4.50 worth of Combo 1. ;D
But as usual,something unpleasant would happen to me there.~.~


Anw,CAN'T WAIR FOR 9 JUNE ALR! XDDDDDDDDDDD

NOTE: This post is gonna be bombarded w pictures.

I made my first trip to clarke quay today of th 14+years i lived ;D
,with the 4 chio bus below.










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Fat pig's trotter.

See,look how engrossed they are.
The sources above shows that SDO's fun. ;D

P/S: Diana,your hair looks v nice in th photo,don't worry. (:

Hey,life isn't all about studying right.
Life all comes to an end,and studies=nothing.
All that matters is living your life happily right.
Things that are considered wasting time are v subjective y'knw.
As long as you enjoy what you'r doing,it isn't considered wasting time.



Right,enough w my self consoling.
Who am i trying to kid.~.~
I WILL TRY WORKING HARDER NEXT TERM! RAWR!
(I knw thats what i always said)

Anwwwww,my results are old chicken and pigshit,though the positioning isn't as bad as expected.

& I don't knw why the hell out of my 10results slip received,9 says i'm quiet.-___-
Make noise in class,teacher irritated ask me shut up,Quiet in class,teacher also not happy,tell my parents i quiet until 恐怖 must speak up more.~.~

If you have a crappy 10mins to spare,continue to read.

Please turn off all music,and allow the video to buffer finish before proceeding to watch the video below.
Make sure theres no disturbance during the 10minutes. :)













Don't -_-" me after watching it,different people have different views.

Uh,history repeated again,minqi lost her phone like what i did few months ago.
& The same old people went to the police station.
Anyone that seen the precious above,kindly return it to ang min qi of cchy,3f.
Rewards are claimable from her.
Thank you.

This is my yet-to-have-accepted-me de gf! ;D
And this is not the end,my dear pig,i will not let you off so easily.(:

Anw,surprised lynn today w sher&minqi.
Chipped in for a bigbig pooh. ;D

&& I met my gf!
I just said th day before that we might meet today since we all got a date,and coincidentally,we did!
But she was with her $!@# 1st bf.

[edited]

REVISED HOLIDAYS SCHEDULE of 3 May
(since i realised i made quite alot of changes)

-Sleep until 12pm everyday
-CRAZY DAY! (I'm quite looking forward xd)
-Do homeworks (most probably not all)
-GO WWW/ESCAPE! (2 JUNE!)
-Go date with my piggy gf!
-Another KTV session! (21 JUNE!)
-Play online games until i get sick of it. ;x
-Get a flyer job if possible.

MORE TO COME. :)

[/edited]

Note: This is going to be a long and crappy post. (:

JOAN's quiz

Kindly refer to 14 May post. (:

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Baby: Oi,why you suck my thing?! Give me back leh! *Attempts to snatch*



















Hahahahah,if only everyone's so innocent.


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HAHAHAHAH,名副其实的 MARYPIG.
Oh anw,don't need to tell me bout my ign,i knw its dumb-.-,too lazy to blur it.


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KTV WITH X-MSG AND ANNIE!
(aka half of the toilet gang)

SONGS RECORDED~
Names of singers are not to be revealed~
(obviously i take no part! ;D)

Click to listen:
千里之外
月牙湾
第一天

This post is an attempt to pull people into SDO!
SDO= Super Dancer Online.
Take a look at th preview below. (:




(I knw that ass in tht in th video looks gay,but thats not th point.)

Its guaranteed tripled th fun of audition and it comes w different modes.
The best thing bout it is that theres a wide variety of songs ranging from english to chinese and some korean/jap/hokkien.
And among em,there are singers like 周杰伦 , 林俊杰 , S.H.E , 王心凌 , 蔡依林 , 罗志祥 , 五月天 ,金沙,張韶涵 ，飞轮海，王力宏，黑涩会美眉 , F.I.R , Avril Lavigne , Likin Park , Westlife ,Simple Plan, etc.
Click HERE to download.
Its still fun despite tht its a chinese game!

Contact me for further instructions if you'r interested in this game! ;)

Hahahahahahah,long time since i last done a quiz eh.

1.Do you wish to get married?
Er,provided that got people want me?

2.What do you want the most now?
JUNE HOLIDAYS! ;D

3.Who is the person you trust most?
That person that is worthy of my trust.

4.Do you think you have enough confidence?
Theres no confidence-nometer.

5.If you can have a dream come true, what would it be?
No worries!

6.Are you satisfied with yourself?
知足常乐！

7.What you hate about yourself?
Being over irritating at times?O_o

8.Do you believe in eternity love?
I do watch alotta dramas y'knw.

9.What will you do if your he/she hugged you?
Shout "非礼!"
Hahah depends on who he/she is,but i doubt anyone will do tht y'knw.

10.Who do u wish to see now?
Why would you want to knw.

11.What kind of ppl do you hate?
Those kind that bootlick yet backstab you.

12.What feeling do you hate the most?
Being maglined

13.Do you trust every friendship of yours?
Not every.

14.Do you treasure your family?
Yes,but i don't express it though.

15.Who do you confide in most of the time?
Usually i'll keep it to myself.

16.What do you regret most in your life now?
No point regretting?

17.Why are you doing this quiz?
I must give marypig face mah. f3

18.Are you happy now?
Neutral?o.o

19.Who you like or love?
You don't have to knw. (:

20.What are you thinking about now?
How to kill you.


Instructions:
Remove 1 question from above and add in ur personal question.
Make it a total of 20 questions.
Tag 8 people in ur list.
List them out at the end of this post.
Notify them in their chatbox that he/she have been tagged.
Whoever gets the tag, would have a blessing from all.

-any
-asses
-who
-wish
-to
-do
-this
-shit

Note: Since tagboard can't contain my reasonable elaborations,i shall post it over here.


What can you infer from th 2 sources below? [10]

Source A














Source B: An extract of comment made by pig.
"wht's HAMBALL it's th fave food of all th pigs under th sun!! ;D"


Google returns me w source A.
Source A shows a hamster rolling inside a ball.
I can infer that hamball=hamster in ball.
Source B tells me that all pigs love to eat hamster in balls.
I can therefore conclude that pigs are th most cruel animals that exist on earth.

Sigh,im quite despondent now y'knw.
Only passed 2 out of 5 papers returned today.
Bio,one of th subjects i studied extra hard for,didn't turn out as well as expected._.

Physics result was th shittiest,and im not talking bout 4X y'knw.
Can't seems to pass it once luh.

And Emaths was real disgusting.

I'm quite fine w ss paper,since its quite consoling tht nobody passed.
But its a subject i wasted time studying for 2days._.

Sighhhhhhh,i made an effort to study for Mid year sia.
Don't knw how to break this news to my mum._.
Must chiong during holidays already,can't afford to get any lower alr.

After 9876243249 months of not touching my photoshop,i finally completed did a skin. (:
Simple skin produced due to my rusty skills.

&&& I finished my 放羊的星星 again already. ><
So thats 2tasks off my list. (;

LIBERTY! FREEDOM! TYRANNY IS DEAD.
Hahahahah,i remembered thats what i first said after th yr-end paper 2007.

Today's paper was another trash. :)
1hour45mins,which once meant a torturous 3periods of studying,was insufficient to complete that darn paper. ._."
But anyway,i hadn't felt this relaxed for long,i can finally play in peace.

P/S:

The below image contains violence.
Children under 3 are not encouraged to view the image as it might pollute your mind.























ROAR!
SEE HOW TH PIGS ABUSE THEIR OWN KINDS?
NO PIG HEARTS.

Maggot 11 in the rotten apple did v badly for its Emaths today.
It skipped alot of questions but still couldn't finish its paper.
It only have a pathetic 15mins for th last 3 questions which takes alot marks.
And so,th maggot panics and its pea-sized brain couldn't think.
Estimated marks: Fail/Borderline pass.
I can imagine lxy screaming off her head w her limited vocab already. (:

Ohwell.

Hahahahah,anyway,less than 13hours to liberty!

ROAR,i didn't have enough time to complete my 25marks qn.25 marks,"you hear?!"
But th rest was quite ok i guess,remembered th points.
& The last section was actually giving away free 20 marks,cept that i'm not too sure of 2qns.

&& Tmr's biochem. :)
I don't think i have paid any attention cept during sup classes.-.-
Wish me good luck.

&&& The day after tmr is Emaths.
Rotten apple aren't feeling confident of it y'knw.
Afterall th future of th rotten apples is only washing dishes and sweeping floors.

I really wanna get some good results and smack my paper right at her face y'knw. :)
However i doubt that is possible,therefore,i wish th other 3 victims good luck.

Holy crap,i copied notes all th way to pg132 and it was not much help to my ss today.-.-
Amaths should be passable,but no hopes for A1 already. T_T

My dream school~

Anw,sup went pretty well today,invested in mints to keep me awake,was able to absorb a little (except th chem part). (:
Sang th HappyBirthday song for Priya's finance.
Click here for sampling. (:

Note: 6 more days till end of exams!
20 more days till June holidays!!!

Plans ahead: Party.
Eat&eat
Go KTV.
Go wildwildwet!
Play mahjong.
Attend th Crazy Physics day!
Pray that theres an A-mad(maths) day!
Make a penguin blogskin.
Learn to continuously juggle 3balls.
Chase my TVB series. (:
Watch 放羊的星星 again. (:
REVISE&do homework.

MORE TO COME.

OMG.SO LOOKING FORWARD. @@